Name: Theo

Nickname(s): Dem Biggins

Sex: male

Approximate Birth Year: 2009

Color & Coat Pattern: orange, long hair

Occupation: Trophy Kitty

Personality in 3 Words: stoic, independent, needy

Favorite Things: bullying his sister, talking about the good ole days (he’s 17)

Least Favorite Things: the evil vacuum, anyone under the age of 12

Favorite Place to Hang Out: wherever his dad was last sitting; he never calls seat check

Favorite Snack/Treat: salmon stolen from his mother while she tries to eat

Favorite Toy: a 10 year old stuffed kitten he carries around

Proudest Moment: when he swatted a deer in the face… he retells the stories at all the parties

Hidden Talent: He can high five!

Most Embarrassing Moment: getting out of the tub from a bath

Best Friend: Mom

Biggest Rival: Dad

Perfect Day: He would awaken and sit on his mother’s chest, drooling on her face until she wakes up. Followed by an 8 hour nap. Eventually, his mom would take him for a walk where he could hunt lizards and sunbathe. Then, he’d come inside to yell at his parents that if you look close enough, you CAN, in fact, see the bottom of his bowl. The evening would be filled with cuddling in my mom’s arms.

Life Motto: If I fits, I sits

Wimberley Business: Theo’s Reptilian Taxidermy: “I kill it, you stuff it”